Just visited Arkansas and now you're wearing mullet wigs around...what's gotten into you son?
Okay, the truth is you were not willingly wearing that wig, but maybe that's obvious by the photos. It is totally fine with us if you do not become the next country music star, just thought we'd see if you were interested. And yes, it's true. People in this country really do have hair styles like this. I'm not kidding.